HEARTBEATDOWN RULES


HBD MEMBERS DO NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW THESE AT ALL TIMES; THIS LIST IS A MORAL CODE MEANT TO EXEMPLIFY THE IDEAL TOUGH GUY (GENDER NEUTRAL). THIS NUMBERED LIST IS A WEAPON; MAY IT PROTECT YOUR RADIANT SOUL FROM THE ROT THAT IS ENNUI.


  1. LOVE ONE ANOTHER, FOR WE ARE ALL BORN OF THE SAME SPARK

  2. TAKE ON CHALLENGES WITH GUSTO AND PANACHE; TURN FAILURE INTO FERTILIZER

  3. WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, CRY AND SHOUT AS HARD AS YOU NEED TO

  4. MAKE LIFE A WONDERFUL ADVENTURE FOR ALL INVOLVED

  5. YOU DESERVE EVERY OUNCE OF KINDNESS YOU HAVE GIVEN TO OTHERS

  6. THIS WORLD'S MYRIAD DELIGHTS ARE FOR ALL TO ENJOY; GREED IS ANATHEMA TO HUMANITY

  7. SING AND DANCE UNTIL ALL YOUR ENEMIES ARE FRIENDS

  8. WHEN YOU MUST FIGHT, HAVE LOVE FOR THE PEOPLE YOU MUST PROTECT AND RAGE FOR THAT WHICH PITS HUMANITY AGAINST ITSELF

  9. WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR WIT'S END, TRY A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK

  10. WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, KICK AND SCREAM AND SPIT AND RETCH

  11. YOUR PASSION IGNITES HEARTS AND MELTS ICEBERGS

  12. CYNICISM IS NOT WISDOM

  13. SWEARING IS FUCKING AWESOME AND GOOD TO DO

  14. GRIT YOUR TEETH. POUND THE FLOOR. RISE AGAIN.

  15. NEVER BE THE FIRST TO STRIKE, ALWAYS BE THE LAST

  16. YOUR MIND'S A TIME MACHINE

  17. THE STARS IN YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL

  18. FRIENDS DO NOT ADD TO YOUR STRENGTH; THEY EXPONENTIATE IT

  19. THE ODDS ARE NEVER AS BAD AS THEY LOOK; YOU'RE A WILD CARD

  20. YOUR HEART IS A DRUM, ITS BLOOD: A SYMPHONY, AND YOU: ITS GLORIOUS MAESTRO

  21. MAKE THE DEAD THINGS GROW